Thursday, December 28, 2006
Well, Frank is my middle name ...
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
I'm the [insert carbohydrate here] man!
My sister remembers nothing of the sort and instead insists that the protagonist of this fable was in fact a gingerbread man, pointing to his recent appearance in the Shrek movies as evidence.
True, a Google search reveals far more references to gingerbread men than flapjack fellows, but I've found at least one example . Someone out there knows what I'm talking about!
Frankly, there's a lot of food on the loose, especially starchy ones, according to this Amazon list . Highlights include The Runaway Tortilla, The Flying Latke and that Hawai'ian favorite, The Musubi Man. Surprised not to see On Top of Spaghetti mentioned but by now you probably can't the first line of the song out of your head.
Listen to it on Scoutsongs.org:
"On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.
The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.
The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.
So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze."
Sunday, December 10, 2006
It's not the size ...
Friday, December 08, 2006
curse words
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/04/AR2006120401286.html
Thursday, November 30, 2006
a more affectionate form of biological warfare
Sunday, November 19, 2006
the search begins
Now, I haven't always stuck to my values when purchasing a gift for the kids. I bought A.J. his first GameBoy when he was 3 -- an original (and used) model from eBay. And Kayla can wile away the hours playing Barbie Real Estate Investor because I contributed one of the two hot-pink mega-mansions when she turned 4. But I always debate whether I should yield to the silly commericalization of their society and purchase gender-specific, Disney-fied versions of whatever they're asking for. Then again, the Mickey Mouse watch is classic ...
As I began my quest the 21st century way (with a Google search) I discovered this article about the difficulties of selecting a wristwatch for an Indian child.
" ... please ensure that you are updated with the life of your young one to ensure that when you are out shopping for them, you have it right. You don't want them to sulk away and wish that they had another set of parents."
Just for purchasing an out-of-style watch?!
My own parents and relatives always seemed pretty quick to give small children watches --- sometimes even before the kid had a firm understanding of the passage of time. I always figured watches, like umbrellas, were status symbols in the old country. And the 'rents believed ripping the paper off a present was the most fun of all. The two concepts had merged in one package I opened as a four-year-old, only to discover that Kris Kringle had brought me vitamins, toothpaste and a purse-sized bumbershoot. If that's not proof that the Red Man is a lie, I don't know what is.
Guinea hen, not Constantinople
A quick search on dictionary.com reveals that turkeys were originally confused with what wikipedia describes in greater detail as a guinea fowl of Turkish origin.
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Akeelah and the Bee
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
but does it taste any good?
Urban Word of the Day: nicotini
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Subject: Urban Word of the Day: nicotini
Urban Word of the Day
www.urbandictionary.com
November 09, 2006: nicotini
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nicotini&defid=1952548
An alcoholic drink that includes nicotine as an ingredient. Usually made with vodka in which tobacco has been soaked. Generally billed as an alternative for smokers in smoke-free establishments.
After the citywide smoking ban came into effect, my only option was to drink an occassional nicotini while barhopping.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
robocalls
Sunday, November 05, 2006
more minorities on the slopes
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
the weight of Indian Cosmo
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1552720,00.html
the numbers on those fruit stickers
http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/dining/bal-fo.fruitstickers01nov01,0,3389911.story?coll=bal-pe-alacarte
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Happy Halloween, take II
Lemme try this again:
Here I am as the Utz Girl at Saturday's party, or perhaps, given my resemblance to Little Orphan Annie, the trendy brown child that all the hip celebrities are adopting these days.
Maybe the outfit was a little on the naughty side, because of the ankle socks and Mary Janes, but it's nothing like the Little Bo Peep Show costumes you've read too much about already.
Happy Halloween
Monday, October 30, 2006
a quandry
Sunday, October 29, 2006
scientists: ghosts, vampires, zombies aren't real
Halloween redux
some lists
Monday, October 23, 2006
this is really hard
Take our 'Faith of the Famous' quiz
09:44 AM CDT on Saturday, October 21, 2006
By SARAH PRICE BROWN / Special Contributor to The Dallas Morning NewsFrom Hollywood stars to politicians to pro athletes, the rich and famous live their lives in plain view.
But the public usually knows more about what an actress wore to the Emmys, what speaking gaffe an elected official made, or how many points a superstar scored in a game than it knows about what the prominent and powerful really think.
The famous are cultural icons, after all. They're symbols that stand for something larger than themselves. But they're also human, with their own thoughts and beliefs about religion, spirituality and the meaning of life.
How much do you know about the faith of the famous? Take this quiz and find out.
Sunday, October 22, 2006
mmm, grass-fed beef
Saturday, October 21, 2006
puking pumpkins!
Other great tips, courtesy of links compiled on Al's Morning Meeting: cover the exposed parts -- even the inside -- of a carved pumpkin with petroleum jelly to prevent mold and premature deterioration of your creation.
Friday, October 20, 2006
picking up after your SO
Thursday, October 19, 2006
mystery solved
"The name Fordham dates back to the 17th Century. In 1671, then Governor
Francis Lovelace granted a stretch of land extending 3,900 acres between
the Harlem and Bronx Rivers to Dutch settler John Archer. Mr. Archer
named his land Fordham, which meant "houses by the ford" or wading place.
This was the only way to cross directly from The Bronx to Manhattan.
After the death of Mr. Archer, his manor was divided into smaller farms and
the area soon evolved into a thriving community."
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Sunday, October 08, 2006
coffee quotient
Think there's nothing to do where you live? Check out Boring, Md.
Sunday, October 01, 2006
coffee shop puns
-- Common Ground (in Rochester and Baltimore)
-- High Ground (in Baltimore)
-- Patterson Perk (Baltimore)
-- College Perk (College Park)
-- Daily Grind (Fells Point)
-- Moonbeans (Rochester)
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Gotta love the job ...
I'm not kidding
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
"Horseman Of The Sex-Tape Apocalypse About To Deliver Screech Scat Video"
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Friday, July 21, 2006
Mangos for nukes?
Very interesting, this plan ... Not sure whether trading nuclear technology for delicious fruit is an even exchange, but hungry people in this hemisphere will surely benefit.
age in context
http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Pandora.com
On January 6, 2000 a group of musicians and music-loving technologists came together with the idea of creating the most comprehensive analysis of music ever.
Together we set out to capture the essence of music at the most fundamental level. We ended up assembling literally hundreds of musical attributes or "genes" into a very large Music Genome. Taken together these genes capture the unique and magical musical identity of a song - everything from melody, harmony and rhythm, to instrumentation, orchestration, arrangement, lyrics, and of course the rich world of singing and vocal harmony. It's not about what a band looks like, or what genre they supposedly belong to, or about who buys their records - it's about what each individual song sounds like.
Over the past 5 years, we've carefully listened to the songs of over 10,000 different artists - ranging from popular to obscure - and analyzed the musical qualities of each song one attribute at a time. This work continues each and every day as we endeavor to include all the great new stuff coming out of studios, clubs and garages around the world.
It has been quite an adventure, you could say a little crazy - but now that we've created this extraordinary collection of music analysis, we think we can help be your guide as you explore your favorite parts of the music universe.
We hope you enjoy the journey.
Tim Westergren
Founder
The Music Genome Project
Friday, April 21, 2006
Thursday, April 20, 2006
How long does it take to cook an egg?
http://newton.ex.ac.uk/teaching/CDHW/egg/
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
about Long Island
http://www.nps.gov/sahi/travel/
Sagamore Hill National Historic Site
How to Get There
Theodore Roosevelt selected Sagamore Hill as his home for its remote location, yet today it is accessible from the nation's largest city. Modern day
directions to the site are listed below.
Traveling Trivia:
- Travel on Long Island is best measured in time, not miles.
- The average speed for freeways is about 30 miles/hour. Yes, you might go 70 miles/hour for three minutes, then it's 5 miles/hour for the rest of the trip.
- Getting to Long Island involves paying a toll for a bridge or tunnel.
- Leaving Long Island involves paying a toll for a bridge or tunnel.
- Parkways in New York were designed in the 1930's for use by passenger automobiles. Their low overpass clearances are purposely designed to prohibit
use by recreational vehicles, commercial bus and truck traffic. Their on-ramps and off-ramps can be frightfully short.
- Expressways are open for all traffic which includes recreational vehicles, commercial buses and trucks.
- Many traffic ways in the metro-New York area are prime habitat for concrete construction barriers, orange construction cones and barrels.
so sad
http://www.sagamore-hill.com/morocca.html
Sunday, April 09, 2006
Shaking Duck Butt!
Monday, March 13, 2006
mmm, pi
If you have a soft spot for infinite decimals or transfats, have a slice of Pi Day at the Maryland Science Center. It's this Tuesday, March 14. (3/14 - get it?)
How in the world do you celebrate the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter? By serving school groups Tastykake snack pies, of course.
Visitors also can help create a Pi Chain, a series of interlocking links that represent numbers in the never-ending sequence. And they can sign a petition asking the U.S. Postal Service to designate Savannah, Ga.'s ZIP (31416) the "official ZIP code of Pi."
Monday, February 27, 2006
Do you think this one's a dry campus?
People at Transylvania University
A Transylvania education can put you on the road to a unique destination of your own making. Thousands of students have left Transylvania, gone out in the world, and achieved amazing things ... |
Our Transylvania is a friendly, top-notch liberal arts college located in Kentucky's beautiful Bluegrass region—not the region of dark castles and vampires in Romania. Even so, we have fun with our name.
Transylvania is a Latin word meaning "across the woods." The heavily forested territory of western Virginia that became Kentucky in 1792 was originally called Transylvania, and it became our name when the college was founded in 1780.
Our nickname is Transy, which reflects the congenial spirit of our campus.
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Bacon Night
http://www.thecenturygrill.com/
Sunday, February 12, 2006
more pet peeves, debunked
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, cut it out!