Thursday, December 28, 2006

Well, Frank is my middle name ...

Now, I know I have a bit of a neurosis about my middle initial. Once I hit confirmation age I rarely wrote my name without it, much less signed anything. I even introduced myself that way. What can I say? My parents blessed me with few syllables, so I tried to include letters as many as possible.
 
But according to this article, Harry S Truman had a lot more to complain about.
 
"Harry S Truman's middle initial led to controversy. Truman's parents could not agree on his middle name, so they settled on the letter S, sans period. Some deemed Truman's lack of a longer middle name as emblematic of his slight stature. How could the short, lightly regarded machine politician sit at the great FDR's desk? As Bruce Kuklick recounted in The Good Ruler: From Herbert Hoover to Richard Nixon, "one frustrated voter exclaimed, 'They say the S doesn't stand for nothing; the whole god-damn name doesn't stand for nothing.' "
 
Now, the Truman family dilemma makes a lot of sense to me. I have many fears associated with production of offspring, including the possibility that I might bestow upon my child a name that becomes connected with a mass murderer or some other awful association during his or her lifetime. As David Wallis points out, even Barak Obama is a victim. I wonder if there are any/many names that have followed the opposite course, moving from infamy to acceptability.
 
The fear of poor name choice, however, is trumped by the fear of producing an axe murderer or serial rapist or mime or boy band member myself.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

I'm the [insert carbohydrate here] man!

I'm not ready to concede defeat on a $20 bet I made with my sister over the weekend, about a children's story I remember my parents reading to me. The details are a bit fuzzy, but I remember the oft-repeated phrase "Can't catch me, I'm the Pancake Man!"

My sister remembers nothing of the sort and instead insists that the protagonist of this fable was in fact a gingerbread man, pointing to his recent appearance in the Shrek movies as evidence.

True, a Google search reveals far more references to gingerbread men than flapjack fellows, but I've found at least one example . Someone out there knows what I'm talking about!

Frankly, there's a lot of food on the loose, especially starchy ones, according to this Amazon list . Highlights include The Runaway Tortilla, The Flying Latke and that Hawai'ian favorite, The Musubi Man. Surprised not to see On Top of Spaghetti mentioned but by now you probably can't the first line of the song out of your head.

Listen to it on Scoutsongs.org:

"On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze."

Sunday, December 10, 2006

It's not the size ...

but how you use it.
 
A desi friend sent me this link to a BBC story that could make many South Asian men shudder --- Condoms 'too big' for Indian men : A survey of more than 1,000 men in India concludes that condoms made according to international sizes are too big for most Indian men.
 
Clearly they have not heard of this product .

Friday, December 08, 2006

curse words

Profanity is always exciting... its origins are ripe for urban legands and creative uses (different parts of speech, for example) should be applauded. Here is a link to fascinating commentary about the use of curses in Francophone Canada.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/04/AR2006120401286.html
 

 

Thursday, November 30, 2006

a more affectionate form of biological warfare

So, I'm sick. Every day this week I've had symptoms that are slowly assembling (kind of like Voltron) to form a pretty nasty nasty cold. Sunday and Monday, I had a fever. Tuesday and Wednesday brought on a runny nose. Now my nose is so stuffy that my throat is getting scratchy as a result.
 
Actually, I have a fever but no chills, because it's so amazingly hot outside. Over 60 degrees in November, dudes.
 
I'm not the only person in the office under the weather. It seems like everyone independently caught something over the Thanksgiving weekend, probably from small children they encountered during the trip. My own youngest niece spent the weekend, her second as a 3-year-old, charging around dishing out hugs and kisses with abandon, leaving trails of contamination in her wake.
 
The redhead once said that instead of bombs we should send battalions of toddlers to our enemies. Picture it -- swarms of pre-kindergarteners, armed with sippy cups, demanding glue and chocolate, not necessarily in that order, sneezing on every horizontal surface. That ought to bring down even the most dasterdly foes.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

the search begins

So, since the sibling-offspring are still too young to read this blog, I can reveal here first that Auntie Santa is going to be packing watches for at least two of the three of them.

Now, I haven't always stuck to my values when purchasing a gift for the kids. I bought A.J. his first GameBoy when he was 3 -- an original (and used) model from eBay. And Kayla can wile away the hours playing Barbie Real Estate Investor because I contributed one of the two hot-pink mega-mansions when she turned 4. But I always debate whether I should yield to the silly commericalization of their society and purchase gender-specific, Disney-fied versions of whatever they're asking for. Then again, the Mickey Mouse watch is classic ...

As I began my quest the 21st century way (with a Google search) I discovered this article about the difficulties of selecting a wristwatch for an Indian child.

" ... please ensure that you are updated with the life of your young one to ensure that when you are out shopping for them, you have it right. You don't want them to sulk away and wish that they had another set of parents."

Just for purchasing an out-of-style watch?!

My own parents and relatives always seemed pretty quick to give small children watches --- sometimes even before the kid had a firm understanding of the passage of time. I always figured watches, like umbrellas, were status symbols in the old country. And the 'rents believed ripping the paper off a present was the most fun of all. The two concepts had merged in one package I opened as a four-year-old, only to discover that Kris Kringle had brought me vitamins, toothpaste and a purse-sized bumbershoot. If that's not proof that the Red Man is a lie, I don't know what is.

Guinea hen, not Constantinople

I think that for as long as I've celebrated Thanksgiving and had a reasonable understanding of geography I've been confused by the coincidence that both a bird and a country are named "Turkey."

A quick search on dictionary.com reveals that turkeys were originally confused with what wikipedia describes in greater detail as a guinea fowl of Turkish origin.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Akeelah and the Bee

I defied usual patterns of behavior moments ago by making it entirely through Akeelah and the Bee without falling asleep, after working until nearly 1 a.m. Saturday morning. Usually, the redhead says, the whir of a DVD sliding into the player is enough to lull me into a deep slumber, but perhaps the skim latte I sucked down at 6 p.m. helped stave off the ZZZs.
 
Anyway, although I'm inclined to enjoy any movie that features Scrabble so prominently, the story of Akeelah, an 11-year-old from the 'hood who gains the love and respect of her family and peers as she prepares for the national spelling bee, was just cloyingly sweet. Probably best suited for those who still can muster that suspension of disbelief so necessary to truly enjoy such a film, such as my 6-year-old niece.
 
The redhead declined to watch it, asking "what's with all the spelling bee movies these days?" There do seem to be several live and film depictions of the contests out there, what with the 2005 adaptation of Bee Season and the musical on Broadway. But he never even saw the best of the bunch: Spellbound, a documentary about kids preparing for the nationals.
 
And who knows? They may someday exist only in fictionalized form. Some people are blaming what's known as the No Child Left Behind act as a good reason to disband spelling bees altogether.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

but does it taste any good?

Seems like the nicotini does in fact exist, at least if you believe Google. But how does it taste? Maggie Downs says it's swill.
 
 

Urban Word of the Day: nicotini

Could this really be possible? Would people really serve tobacco-infused vodka, and would people really stave off the cravings with it?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: daily@urbandictionary.com <daily@urbandictionary.com>
Date: Nov 9, 2006 7:55 AM
Subject: Urban Word of the Day: nicotini

Urban Word of the Day
www.urbandictionary.com

November 09, 2006: nicotini

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nicotini&defid=1952548

An alcoholic drink that includes nicotine as an ingredient. Usually made with vodka in which tobacco has been soaked. Generally billed as an alternative for smokers in smoke-free establishments.

After the citywide smoking ban came into effect, my only option was to drink an occassional nicotini while barhopping.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

robocalls


This was a phenomenal election year for robocalls ... I got three from Bill Clinton and one from Jesse Jackson, as well as the usual rings from actual candidates themselves.
 
But I was inspired by this headline on Kevin Cowherd's election column. Imagine if we could robocall all the people who were elected to office and say, "Hi, I'm [insert name here]. Yesterday was Election Day, and I'd like to know I can count on your support for the next [insert length of term here]." Wonder if that would make any difference in the way people use their new or extended power ... or if it would have more of an effect if we could do it randomly and periodically. :]

Sunday, November 05, 2006

more minorities on the slopes

My father once told me he had no sympathy for me as I froze in my western NY dorm room because I also voluntarily chose to put myself in the line of danger by going ice skating and leaving the house on holidays such as Halloween and New Year's Eve. But apparently marketers are trying to overcome the biases brown people have against legitimately treacherous endeavours.  

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Happy Halloween, take II


Lemme try this again:
Here I am as the Utz Girl at Saturday's party, or perhaps, given my resemblance to Little Orphan Annie, the trendy brown child that all the hip celebrities are adopting these days.

Maybe the outfit was a little on the naughty side, because of the ankle socks and Mary Janes, but it's nothing like the Little Bo Peep Show costumes you've read too much about already.

Happy Halloween

If this works correctly, you'll be able to check out my costume this year ... either the Utz Girl (of east-coast snack food fame) or, given my resemblance to Little Orphan Annie, perhaps I was a "Trendy Brown Child for Celebrities to Adopt". Perhaps it was slightly tempting, with the ankle socks and Mary Janes, but it was nothing like the revealing costumes you've read too much about.
 
 

Monday, October 30, 2006

a quandry

So, I made this low fat broccoli soup tonight, but as usual it seemed like it was missing something ... I realize, now, that the one problem with low fat soup (both the broccoli one and the mizuna soup I made the other night ,substituting the spicy Japanese mustard green for arugula) is that it tastes a lot better when you add some fat to it.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

scientists: ghosts, vampires, zombies aren't real

 
thanks for clearing this up, guys!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061026/ap_on_sc/vampire_science
 
Funny, I think this does speak to the inconsistant abilities of superheros in our society. I remember thinking how strange it was that sometimes Superman could withstand the force of an enormous projectile, for example, without flinching but other times would react like he wasn't more powerful than a speeding train.
 

Halloween redux

Some very, very creative costumes out there this year, including:
 
highlights @ the MICA party
--- Crocodile Hunter Steve Kirwin, complete with death-inducing sting ray;
--- Lynndie England (looked great against the backdrop of one student's piece about the Iraq war)
--- a pair of blood thirsty, frightening Republicans;
--- a DickTater (with a potato on his belt);
--- the monster from Lost;
--- Frieda Kahlo;
--- roller girl Natalie Boh and his dog the skunk;
--- Mary Kate Olson and her sister Ashley, represented by a plastic femur bone. or is the other way around?
 
highlights from the work party
--- the most realistic man in drag I've ever seen;
--- green T (Mike W. was not proud of this, but I can't figure out why not)
--- some black-eyed Ps;
--- one woman representing herself from the 80s ... kinda turned out to be a Madonna aesthetic;
--- the Incredible Hulk;
--- a bear and hunter, armed with laser-sight suction dart and shotgun;
--- Jimmie Walker (dyn-o-mite!)
 
but I have to say, when we went encountered lots of college students at Towson Diner afterward, the overall theme there was very slutty for the women ... 
 
I'll post pictures of me and the redhead as soon as I can get someone to download them ... I was very proud of how my costume turned out, and Kelly's was pretty funny too. 

some lists

things I need to purchase ... bears no resemblance to what I actually have purchased in the last month:
 
--- boots: slouchy? platform? pointy toed? the options on nordstrom.com are pretty extensive.
--- straight-legged jeans: only if the boot mission is successful)
--- gloves: I lose one at the end of every winter season, it seems.
--- hat: something I could wear to work and still look vaguely mature, yet not too squishy of the hair.
--- cell phone: so people will stop telling me my phone is ancient.
--- pda: what's the point of a planner that refuses to hot sync with your computer?
--- laptop: to replace the wood burning model I'm using right now, which loads Web pages at the speed of dial-up, despite what I'm paying for a cable modem.
 
stuff I need to do, in no particular order
--- send an invite for the redhead's 30th shindig
--- put away winter clothes I've taken out of storage
--- wash/store summer clothes I've pulled out of the main rotation
--- take piles of clothes to goodwill that were culled from wardrobe months ago
--- clean the house (of course)
--- go to the farmers' market (thank goodness for daylight savings time!)
 
 
 

Monday, October 23, 2006

this is really hard


 
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/religion/stories/102106dnrelcelebrityquiz.55399a99.html  

Take our 'Faith of the Famous' quiz

09:44 AM CDT on Saturday, October 21, 2006

By SARAH PRICE BROWN / Special Contributor to The Dallas Morning News

From Hollywood stars to politicians to pro athletes, the rich and famous live their lives in plain view.

But the public usually knows more about what an actress wore to the Emmys, what speaking gaffe an elected official made, or how many points a superstar scored in a game than it knows about what the prominent and powerful really think.

The famous are cultural icons, after all. They're symbols that stand for something larger than themselves. But they're also human, with their own thoughts and beliefs about religion, spirituality and the meaning of life.

How much do you know about the faith of the famous? Take this quiz and find out.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

mmm, grass-fed beef

Seems like it's the source of our burgers that are the real problem when it comes to E.Coli on our spinach, not just the farms themselves ...
 
From "The Vegetable-Industrial Complex," by Michael Pollen, NYT magazine, October 15, 2006.
 
 
"The lethal strain of E. coli known as 0157:H7, responsible for this latest outbreak of food poisoning, was unknown before 1982; it is believed to have evolved in the gut of feedlot cattle. These are animals that stand around in their manure all day long, eating a diet of grain that happens to turn a cow's rumen into an ideal habitat for E. coli 0157:H7. (The bug can't survive long in cattle living on grass.) "

Saturday, October 21, 2006

puking pumpkins!

Finally, some creative carvers have found a way to represent the putrid smell of pumpkin guts in jack o'lantern style. The site also has some great ideas for scaring the bejesus out of small children, and at least attempting to thwart the teenagers who show up each year sans costume. That seems like a fruitful Halloween endeavor.

Other great tips, courtesy of links compiled on Al's Morning Meeting: cover the exposed parts -- even the inside -- of a carved pumpkin with petroleum jelly to prevent mold and premature deterioration of your creation.

try this at your next novena

 

Friday, October 20, 2006

picking up after your SO

Check out the response Dan Savage received for the first letter in this issue of his column. I'm all for equal distribution of labor based on each individual's talents, but how do you reconcile different thresholds for untidy, messy and dirty?
 
"And incidentally, for what it's worth, statistics show that women still do more than their share of unpaid work in heterosexual couples, even when both are employed. The ratio becomes more equal with higher educational status. So this may not be fundamentally a gender issue, but the culture certainly presents us with an apparent uphill battle for women."  -- one response.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Want to feel rich?

Here's a great link, courtesy of the redhead:
 

mystery solved

I remember walking up to a recruiter at a college fair and asking "So which came first, Fordham Road or Fordham University?" He didn't know.
 
But now I do, thanks to www.theamazingbronx.com. Read on, and be sure to check out the Web site to learn more about all the exciting people buried in Woodlawn Cemetery.

"The name Fordham dates back to the 17th Century. In 1671, then Governor
Francis Lovelace granted a stretch of land extending 3,900 acres between
the Harlem and Bronx Rivers to Dutch settler John Archer.   Mr. Archer
named his land Fordham, which meant "houses by the ford" or wading place.
This was the only way to cross directly from The Bronx to Manhattan.
After the death of Mr. Archer, his manor was divided into smaller farms and
the area soon evolved into a thriving community."
 

Sunday, October 08, 2006

coffee quotient

I really love Rochester, N.Y.-based epodunk for many reasons. The website is a compendium of information about towns and cities across the United States, often with information about the history behind their names -- starting with the tiny crossroads near Ithaca that is literally Podunk (the term means "swampy"). They often do thought-provoking mash-ups of data, such as the " coffee ratio": the number of Starbucks per 10,000 residents. Who knew Bel Air, Md., was such a haven for the chain? It's got three Starbucks for its 10,080 residents.

Think there's nothing to do where you live? Check out Boring, Md.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

coffee shop puns

I've encountered a few in my time -- but they're somehow more acceptable than the "Shear Energy"-style attempts at humor on some hair salons.

-- Common Ground (in Rochester and Baltimore)
-- High Ground (in Baltimore)
-- Patterson Perk (Baltimore)
-- College Perk (College Park)
-- Daily Grind (Fells Point)
-- Moonbeans (Rochester)

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Gotta love the job ...

So, yesterday I went to a mosque for the first time. And today, I'm going to the Baltimore Pagan Pride Day. Like, right now. Will compare and contrast the experiences at my earliest convenience.

I'm not kidding

I missed the Rajiv Chandrasekaran book signing but ... this place serves saffron-cardamom ice cream "spaghetti" with rose-scented gulab jamun "meatballs" for dessert.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

"Horseman Of The Sex-Tape Apocalypse About To Deliver Screech Scat Video"

 
Here's the latest missive shared by good friend Tima:

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: 27 Sep 2006 18:21:45 -0000
Subject: Bloglines - Horseman Of The Sex-Tape Apocalypse About To Deliver Screech Scat Video
Holy cow. I WISH I could be this funny. These guys at Defamer consistently kill me. I love this first line: "Prepare yourselves, for all of Western civilization is about to destroyed by the latest, utterly irreparable tear in the washed-up-celebrity/amateur-sex-tape continuum."

Shit, what a great lede.


Defamer
LA is the world's cultural capital.
This is the gossip rag it deserves.

Horseman Of The Sex-Tape Apocalypse About To Deliver Screech Scat Video

In top

Prepare yourselves, for all of Western civilization is about to destroyed by the latest, utterly irreparable tear in the washed-up-celebrity/amateur-sex-tape continuum. This morning's news of a forthcoming Dustin "Screech" Diamond fornication video certainly signals the end of days, not only because of the childhood nostalgia-annihilating debasement of its onetime child star, but because of the highly theoretical sex act supposedly performed by a person whose previous on-screen romantic entanglements were limited to a severe case of Lisa Turtle-supplied prepubescent blue balls.* Hoard the bottled water, cans of tuna fish, and currency in small denominations, for it just gets worse from here. Reports Rush & Molloy:

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."
Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it." [...]

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity." "I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

The working title? Saved by the Smell. (Yes, really.) You may have been hoping for a more outrageous or clever play on the title, but evil this profound must necessarily come in a mundane package.

Of course, this whole story could be nothing more than a publicity stunt to drum up interest in Diamond's comedy career (please?), but we must prepare for the worst. It's better to be huddled in the corner of the basement, counting out a year's supply of canned goods and batteries when the Apocalypse comes, rather than to be outside mowing the lawn while passively waiting for the shower of flaming frogs to pour from the rapidly darkening heavens.

[*We refuse to even acknowledge the Tori Spelling/Violet relationship. Haven't we suffered enough this morning?]


Friday, July 21, 2006

Mangos for nukes?

So, I saw this thread on chowhound.com. It's a blog of blogs for foodies around the nation and world, recommended to me by a gentleman we'll code-name Yule-babe to ensure his privacy.

Very interesting, this plan ... Not sure whether trading nuclear technology for delicious fruit is an even exchange, but hungry people in this hemisphere will surely benefit.


age in context

I now know how many years I've got on Jennifer Love Hewitt, and how many years Bob Hope had on me.

http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Pandora.com

 
This is worth checking out ...
 
The Music Genome Project

On January 6, 2000 a group of musicians and music-loving technologists came together with the idea of creating the most comprehensive analysis of music ever.

Together we set out to capture the essence of music at the most fundamental level. We ended up assembling literally hundreds of musical attributes or "genes" into a very large Music Genome. Taken together these genes capture the unique and magical musical identity of a song - everything from melody, harmony and rhythm, to instrumentation, orchestration, arrangement, lyrics, and of course the rich world of singing and vocal harmony. It's not about what a band looks like, or what genre they supposedly belong to, or about who buys their records - it's about what each individual song sounds like.

Over the past 5 years, we've carefully listened to the songs of over 10,000 different artists - ranging from popular to obscure - and analyzed the musical qualities of each song one attribute at a time. This work continues each and every day as we endeavor to include all the great new stuff coming out of studios, clubs and garages around the world.

It has been quite an adventure, you could say a little crazy - but now that we've created this extraordinary collection of music analysis, we think we can help be your guide as you explore your favorite parts of the music universe.

We hope you enjoy the journey.

Tim Westergren
Founder
The Music Genome Project

Thursday, April 20, 2006

How long does it take to cook an egg?

 
This guy's got the answer ... soft-boiled, anyway. Not as simple as you might think.

http://newton.ex.ac.uk/teaching/CDHW/egg/

 

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

about Long Island

Found this on a National Park Service website ... I'm amazed the government permits its staff to be so flip. But, is it true?

http://www.nps.gov/sahi/travel/

Sagamore Hill National Historic Site
How to Get There
Theodore Roosevelt selected Sagamore Hill as his home for its remote location, yet today it is accessible from the nation's largest city. Modern day
directions to the site are listed below.

Traveling Trivia:

- Travel on Long Island is best measured in time, not miles.
- The average speed for freeways is about 30 miles/hour. Yes, you might go 70 miles/hour for three minutes, then it's 5 miles/hour for the rest of the trip.
- Getting to Long Island involves paying a toll for a bridge or tunnel.
- Leaving Long Island involves paying a toll for a bridge or tunnel.
- Parkways in New York were designed in the 1930's for use by passenger automobiles. Their low overpass clearances are purposely designed to prohibit
use by recreational vehicles, commercial bus and truck traffic. Their on-ramps and off-ramps can be frightfully short.
- Expressways are open for all traffic which includes recreational vehicles, commercial buses and trucks.
- Many traffic ways in the metro-New York area are prime habitat for concrete construction barriers, orange construction cones and barrels.

so sad

Does Sagamore Hill have any friends? Ask the friends of Sagamore Hill ...

http://www.sagamore-hill.com/morocca.html

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Shaking Duck Butt!

 
That butt bears a striking resemblance to Ahiru no Pekkle. But that reveals too much about my past ...
 

Monday, March 13, 2006

mmm, pi

Pi is also an acceptable two-letter word in Scrabble, as are the names of all letters.
 
 
It's pi, no matter how you slice it
by Laura Vozzella, Baltimore Sun Staff Writer

If you have a soft spot for infinite decimals or transfats, have a slice of Pi Day at the Maryland Science Center. It's this Tuesday, March 14. (3/14 - get it?)

How in the world do you celebrate the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter? By serving school groups Tastykake snack pies, of course.

Visitors also can help create a Pi Chain, a series of interlocking links that represent numbers in the never-ending sequence. And they can sign a petition asking the U.S. Postal Service to designate Savannah, Ga.'s ZIP (31416) the "official ZIP code of Pi."

Monday, February 27, 2006

Do you think this one's a dry campus?

 
 
Not THAT Transylvania

Our Transylvania is a friendly, top-notch liberal arts college located in Kentucky's beautiful Bluegrass region—not the region of dark castles and vampires in Romania. Even so, we have fun with our name.

Transylvania is a Latin word meaning "across the woods." The heavily forested territory of western Virginia that became Kentucky in 1792 was originally called Transylvania, and it became our name when the college was founded in 1780.

Our nickname is Transy, which reflects the congenial spirit of our campus.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Bacon Night

 
A colleague described this as a reason to come back to western NY on a Saturday night. I see it as evidence of the pending fall of western civilization.

http://www.thecenturygrill.com/
 
I think this is a better reason to go to experience the pride of New York State, although there's a smaller event at Oregon Ridge Park this coming weekend.
 

Sunday, February 12, 2006

more pet peeves, debunked

Fellow restroom users, read'em and change your misdirected, squatting ways!
 
Pees and Qs
 
Ladies who spray
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, cut it out!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

what William Shatner is listening to

 
Hey, so the Redhead discovered some neat features of iTunes: iMixes and celebrity playlists. Haven't really gone through them all myself yet, but it was surprising to find out William Shatner grooves to Eminem, and Jackie Chan has a song about a potbellied pig ... The iMixes show the most promise of leading other listeners to new music, because anyone can publish a songlist (and all are available for purchase, of course, at 99 cents per song, batteries not included).

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Happy New Years

 
Spent the first minutes of 2006 at a good friend's new home, close to the Avenue. Never knew this, but on Hampden's 34th St., they drop a ball, just like in Times Square, except instead of Waterford crystal, the ball is a lump of unidentifiable material, covered in Christmas lights. And a big fat man runs around, dressed in a diaper and baby bonnet. And, there were pirates.