Do you think this one's a dry campus?

 

http://www.transy.edu/about/content/people.asp

 

People at Transylvania University

A Transylvania education can put you on the road to a unique destination of your own making. Thousands of students have left Transylvania, gone out in the world, and achieved amazing things ...

http://www.transy.edu/about/content/name.asp

Not THAT Transylvania

Our Transylvania is a friendly, top-notch liberal arts college located in Kentucky's beautiful Bluegrass region—not the region of dark castles and vampires in Romania. Even so, we have fun with our name.

Transylvania is a Latin word meaning "across the woods." The heavily forested territory of western Virginia that became Kentucky in 1792 was originally called Transylvania, and it became our name when the college was founded in 1780.

Our nickname is Transy, which reflects the congenial spirit of our campus.

Bacon Night

 

A colleague described this as a reason to come back to western NY on a Saturday night. I see it as evidence of the pending fall of western civilization.

http://www.thecenturygrill.com/

 

I think this is a better reason to go to experience the pride of New York State, although there's a smaller event at Oregon Ridge Park this coming weekend.

 

http://www.mapleweekend.com/aboutus.html

more pet peeves, debunked

Fellow restroom users, read'em and change your misdirected, squatting ways!

 

Pees and Qs

http://www.citypaper.com/columns/story.asp?id=1871

 

Ladies who spray
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, cut it out!

http://www.salon.com/health/col/roac/2000/05/19/tinkle/